Now this is the real reason you became a drummer, right? C'mon, we all know. Sorry it didn't turn out as planned, but here's a consolation design for your trouble.
Go green! Freshen up your wardrobe with attention-grabbing green. Not only is this 100% Hanes Authentic T preshrunk and durable, it's the most comfortable t-shirt ever. Stand out in a crowd; remember, green is the new black.